We’ve all been there at one time or another. When you say something, or do something, that makes you just want to crawl into a hole and disappear.
I once walked around a crowded shopping mall in December for HOURS with a 2 foot stream of toilet paper hanging out of my pants.
I wasn’t aware of it until I got home and my husband took one look at me and said, “Oh, no. NO! Oh my God, you DIDN’T!!” as he was rolling around on the floor trying not to pee himself from laughing so hard. (At least I had toilet paper handy LOL)
But today, it’s MY turn to laugh. And laugh I did, at these honest and hilarious confessions.
#1 I’m dying…
#2 I would run LOL…
#3 This is so something that would happen to me…
#4 He definitely needs to find a new DMV…
#5 Yikes!!
#6 LOL…
#7 Oops!
#8 Noooooo!!!
#9 No, sweetie, it will not…
#10 I bet their dogs are named, like, Alistair and Rosamund…
#11 Sounds like something I would say…
#12 I laughed out loud for a loooong time visualizing this one…
#13 I once made it into the car, and all the way down my driveway on my way to the vet when I realized my dog was still in the house, so I feel for her!
#14 Reminds me of the time my grandmother returned her ice cream to the store because there were “specs of dirt in it”. Turns out she had bought vanilla bean ice cream…
#15 Seems like an appropriate response LOL…
#16 It’s ok, Grandma, I don’t understand Starbucks lingo either…
#17 I bet the stewardess got a good laugh out of that one…
#18 The things that keep us up at night…
#19 Agreed. I would go into hiding as well…
#20 Way to represent America LOL…
#21 I’m sure that happens all the time. Or maybe not…
#22 Maybe she would’ve sold you her jacket…
#23 LOL…eww
#24 Oops!
#25 My Cabbage Patch Kid (in 1993) was named Fern Letty, and she was kidnapped! True story. I got a ransom note and everything. My mom’s friend was playing a prank on me…I found Fern Letty in a tree with a boy LOL!
